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There are times when blowjobs result in moments of unbridled ecstasy for both the giver and receiver. Man, I crack myself up today. Get ready to feel uncomfortable! He was pretty big, but, like I said, I was super into him so I wanted to show him a great time. I have a bad gag reflex, so about every other time I went down I was choking. I just closed my eyes and tried to relax because there was no way I was giving up. The guy, just as I’d hoped, was really enjoying it and starting pushing my head down gently and making all kinds of noises. Then he was so grossed out that he threw up. Let’s just say I blew that chance pun intended.

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True tales of bad behavior from the bridal party. Sometimes, though, the bridesmaids are actually responsible for the bad times. We asked brides on TheKnot. One of my bridesmaids had been drinking at a christening before our appointment and showed up totally wasted. She was loud, slurring, and grabbing different wedding dresses off the racks. The sales people kept asking her to sit down, but she wouldn’t listen.

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She drove to a random field, hoping to surprise me with a mid-day hookup. She parked the truck and reached over to pull me closer to her. Caught up in the heat of the moment, I simply leaned over and began making out with her. I was extremely nervous, glancing around in order to make sure that no cars were nearby. We started to hook up, but I kept my pants on, in order to make sure that we could make a quick getaway if need be. Once we finished hooking up, I sat in the passenger seat.

Everything we had just done was captured on her voicemail … I was mortified. There was nothing I could do. She flipped on the TV for some background noise her mother was upstairs and hit play on the Ice Age DVD that her little brother had left on. She had her eyes closed, either enjoying the moment or picturing herself in a happy place, not sure which. Anyways, I bust out laughing mid-thrust at the damn saber-toothed squirrel, and losing all focus on the task at hand, blew that too.

My ex, hearing me laugh, and upon feeling my now-flaccid penis, was infuriated. Next night, same scenario, but with a less friendly cop. He managed to tear his frenulum skin attaching his penis to his foreskin while putting on a condom, he ended up having to go hospital and having to phone his mom at four in the morning to come collect him from the hospital.

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When I was 20 years old I had to get circumsized. Not because I wanted too obviously. I was born with as far as I am aware of extremely tight foreskin. When I say this I mean it wasnt until I was 20 years old that I had actually seen the tip or whatever.

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Here are 13 almost unbelievable tales of sexual misfortune that, needless to say, will make you feel better about your own love life. This guy learned the hard way that sunscreen is really your best friend. Got super sunburnt while visiting Legoland in San Diego California with my new girlfriend. Later that night, at the hotel during some sexytime, when I climaxed I could feel all the hairs on my shoulders, head and arms suddenly stand up and I screamed in pain!

That obviously includes sex. Finally convinced my gf to try shower sex, immediately slipped and pulled a muscle in my leg to the point I could barely walk. Admitting it and stopping never even crossed my mind. I told her after. Most cringeworthy but I still laugh about it is probably the guy who wanted me to pretend he was Spiderman. He called me Mary Jane, pretended to shoot web to hold my hands in place and started asking me detailed comic book story line questions as he grunted on top of me.

Allergies can strike at any time. Then I started having an allergy attack. I was having sex with my gf at the time … truly enjoying the moment.

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Since we’re already at it, here are a few tips for you girls to give better blow jobs – 1. First you need to get him turned on – be more aggressive, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it’s important that you act as seductive as possible – the more you’re turned on – the more he’ll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible – this is a great turn on.

Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head – just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan – you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king. As you’re licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft penis with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes – this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.

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I married his father who has since died in an auto accident about 10 years ago. I have only been with 2 men in that 10 years. I usually mast–bate to satisfy my self. Last Friday I was nude on my bed relaxing after pleasuring myself. I heard my son come in and I didn’t cover up or anything. He opened my bedroom door and saw me nude. I acted like I was asleep. To my suprise he came in my room and felt my breast. I didn’t move, he then kissed my pussy. I still pretended to be asleep.

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I got dumped by with my girlfriend of 5 years a couple weeks ago. Yep, you read that right, there is no such thing as having perfect sex. I’ve started to like this other. I married his father who has since died in an auto accident about 10 years ago. Since I am home from college for.

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Here are 13 almost unbelievable tales of sexual misfortune that, needless to say, will make you feel better about your own love life. This guy learned the hard way that sunscreen is really your best friend. Got super sunburnt while visiting Legoland in San Diego California with my new girlfriend. Later that night, at the hotel during some sexytime, when I climaxed I could feel all the hairs on my shoulders, head and arms suddenly stand up and I screamed in pain!

That obviously includes sex. Finally convinced my gf to try shower sex, immediately slipped and pulled a muscle in my leg to the point I could barely walk. Admitting it and stopping never even crossed my mind.

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There was one perv I hooked up with that was really into dominating and using fat whores, and he was so fucking hot. One of his favorite things to do that really got my pussy wet, he loves tying me to the bed, putting on the nipple clamps and pounding my pussy and ass with his giant BBC. He would finger my pussy while he told me what a dirty fat slut I am! He was also the first to make me realize how I get wet when my tits slapped while being sucked. When he was done fingering my dripping wet pussy he would ram his fingers down my throat.

He was forcing me to clean my cum off them. While I sucked his fingers clean he would tease my twitching clit with my vibrator getting it nice and wet before slamming every inch into my ass, making me squirt all over my bed; smacking my tits and degrading me over and over making me cum all over the place. Once the bed was soaked and my fat body in tremors he would untie me and demand.

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That night I also had to pay all the door charges and drinks for everyone, even some of their hottie BFFs they ran into. I mistakenly thought that in exchange for driving around these girls and paying for everything, at least one of them would flirt with me, but all they did was talk to each other and text and ignore me. Still, just being around three hot chicks all night was giving me a stiffie. Then as the girls got more drunk, they started flirting with other guys at the last club we went to and two of them even split and went home with those guys leaving me with Kyra.

I fantasized that Kyra would be really drunk, horny and want me, but when I was driving her back to her place, all she was doing was texting other friends the details about her two friends who were hooking up. Then Kyra told me as we were getting back to her place was that we should swap cars for the rest of the weekend. Her Hyundai for my BMW. She said she loved the way my new car smelled and she wanted to drive it around and would drop it off Sunday night. I thought I might score some pussy on Sunday night when she brought my BMW back, so I let her have the keys and drove her older Hyundai back home.

Then I just jerked off imagining getting some pussy, because of the new BMW. And I feel so powerless and weak. Plus I know if I call the cops, they will just laugh at me.

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